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Yelped in San Francisco: Vessel Leave a comment Read more »

Yelped in San Francisco: Vessel

[post_intro] [/post_intro] I originally posted this in Yelp San Francisco, but fuck it, why not post here too. I think I may have gotten laid that night, I’m not completely sure. My sis and I started getting loaded at some gay bar in Castro… I…


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JetBlue Airways

[post_intro] [/post_intro] JetBlue is the shit. They don’t fly to Miami International Airport (MIA), but they fly out of Fort Lauderdale/Hollywood International (FLL) which I guess is good enough. FLL is like Canada whereas MIA is the United States. MIA is larger, has more money,…


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No Updates Until Wednesday

As you read this, I will already be in Mexico. I’m going on vacation while all you suckers are working. When you’re filing paperwork, flipping burgers, performing open-heart surgery, or whatever mundane task it is you do I’ll be in the Yucatan peninsula lying to…