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Ms. Cheezious Restaurant Leave a comment Read more »

Ms. Cheezious Restaurant

There’s something very American about a restaurant owing its beginnings to a food truck. No, not because of the “can-do” attitude that comes with starting from the bottom, pulling yourself up from your bootstraps, and working your way up to success. No. It’s because a…


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Daily Melt

Grilled cheese is childish peasant food, which is probably why I love it so much. It’s pretty hard to fuck up a slab of melted cheese between two slices of bread, so I’m trying real hard here to think of things to say. “Chasm”, that’s…


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100 Montaditos

“100 little variety penises in my mouth” is what this place needs to be called. I was there with my friend last night and she said, “I wish jizz tasted like this” while referring to the sauce on one of those chicken ones I had.…


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La Baguette

If you wanted to carb up and store some calories late on a Saturday night after a night out in Brickell because you’re about to nail someone who looks way better now than they did earlier in the night, you have very few options, but…


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[post_intro] [/post_intro] Julia Roberts plays the same character in every movie. I’m tired of that shit. It got so bad she went meta in Ocean’s Twelve and played Julia Roberts. You know what place doesn’t play itself the same everywhere? Subway. That sort of attitude…