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Alaska Coffee Roasting Leave a comment Read more »

Alaska Coffee Roasting

Ever since Sarah Palin burst into the global spotlight like that embarrassingly stupid friend you have that you put off introducing to your other circle of friends, I’ve mistrusted Alaska. Nothing good could come from there, or so I thought. I have an aunt who…


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Complaint Letter to Domino’s

Hi Domino’s, I’ve been eating healthy lately. As you reach a certain age, you begin to think about things like mortgages and the certainty of death. You also think about what kind of shitty food you should avoid eating just so a decade or two…


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Naked Pizza

When considering eating healthy food, one of the last things you think of is pizza, right behind dynamite covered in sandpaper. That’s what a normal person’s reaction is. The folks who created Naked Pizza tend to think a little more differently, however. Naked Pizza is…


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The Original Big Tomato Pizza

I generally like my pizzas about as thin as the plot to any Michael Bay movie. When the argument over New York style versus Chicago style comes up, lines are drawn and allegiances form, thus defining who I’m going to hate and who I’m going…


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Piola kinda sounds like “pee hole.” But with that “A” at the end it’s kinda like how an annoying middle school kid would say it. Back in middle school those kids would end everything with an “A” that sounded like “uh”. Stop became “stooooop-uh.” Man…


Andiamo! Brick Oven Pizza Leave a comment Read more »

Andiamo! Brick Oven Pizza

[post_intro] [/post_intro] The dude banging my little sister swears by this pizza. I know, I could’ve easily said “my little sister’s boyfriend” to describe him considering they’ve been together for 2 years, but I feel “dude banging my little sister” is a pretty good synonym.…


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[post_intro] [/post_intro] “Pieducks” has to be the stupidest name since “Racist McRapist’s House of Murder and Pizza” for a pizzeria. If the owner’s name was Tom Pieducks or some shit I’ll understand, otherwise, what the hell? I’ve never set foot in this place so I…


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Anthony’s Coal Fired Pizza

[post_intro] [/post_intro] Usually I’m wary of new pizza places when I’m craving pizza because when I want pizza, I want what I’m positive is good pizza. The only reason I set foot in this place was that an attractive female said “Anthony’s has good pizza”…


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Little Caesar’s Pizza

[post_intro] [/post_intro] This is the Honda Civic of pizzas; cheap and everywhere. It’s also the third worst pizza in the world behind Pizza Hut. You wonder, “then who takes the prize of worst in the world?” That title goes to Rey’s Pizza. Not the ones…


Spris Pizzeria Leave a comment Read more »

Spris Pizzeria

[post_intro] [/post_intro] Every time I eat at Spris, I grow a brand new pube. This is my favorite pizza. That’s no exaggeration, my friends, it’s my favorite pizza in the world. I don’t know if the oil they use contains traces of heroin and Sofia…