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The Capital Grille

I’ve been busy as shit lately but since Miami Spice has rolled around it’s a requirement for every citizen to make time. When I say “every citizen” I don’t mean “every US citizen” since that only applies to, like, 18 people in Miami. I just…


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Fleming’s Prime Steakhouse & Wine Bar

[post_intro] [/post_intro] Fleming’s, like Morton’s, is one of those chain steak houses that costs an arm, a leg, and the leg of an additional human being from somewhere in southeast Asia. Every time a menu is opened at Fleming’s, a hippie gets anemia. Also like…


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The Knife

[post_intro] [/post_intro] For roughly $30 there isn’t a better way to break one of the seven deadly sins and get your money’s worth, except maybe from getting a half-and-half in a Bangkok whorehouse. Both of those options leave you with a little more meat than…


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[post_intro] [/post_intro] What’s the most noticeable thing about Houston’s? The sheer amount of cougars you’ll find. Seriously. Last time I saw this many cougars in one place I was watching a special on Animal Planet. I dig the older chicks, they’re fantastic and buy their…


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Morton’s The Steakhouse

[post_intro] [/post_intro] I was celebrating a [redacted; it’s none of your business and I also wouldn’t want my mom to know, she may read this] with a couple of associates and we decided we have too much money and poor people shouldn’t be the ones…


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Chop House Miami

[post_intro] [/post_intro] Given the name, the Chop House is one of those places you wouldn’t expect to cost you the amount of money Bill Gates made in 1998 while flossing. It’s got that down-to-earth everyman’s name similar to Joe’s Stone Crab — yet another spot…