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Politics, even in the most indirect of ways, tends to shit all over everything. I use Groupon like a poor person, and I treat it like a good way to discover restaurants I normally wouldn’t think of visiting. That’s what happened this time. I found…


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Eating House Miami

We came here for my girlfriend’s birthday dinner and found my little sister’s doppelganger. That was pretty awesome and I’ll get to that. I wasn’t sure where to take my girlfriend, but we were doing bar trivia earlier in the week and two people simultaneously…


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Fleming’s Prime Steakhouse & Wine Bar

[post_intro] [/post_intro] Fleming’s, like Morton’s, is one of those chain steak houses that costs an arm, a leg, and the leg of an additional human being from somewhere in southeast Asia. Every time a menu is opened at Fleming’s, a hippie gets anemia. Also like…


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[post_intro] [/post_intro] What’s the most noticeable thing about Houston’s? The sheer amount of cougars you’ll find. Seriously. Last time I saw this many cougars in one place I was watching a special on Animal Planet. I dig the older chicks, they’re fantastic and buy their…


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Yard House

[post_intro] [/post_intro] I remember the first time I set foot in the Yard House since it was scarier than watching my grandmother eat a banana. I’ve seen Japanese subways with less people inside them. I’ve also seen women in Japanese pornography with less people and…