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RedBar Gallery

[post_intro] [/post_intro] When people use the phrase “hole in the wall” I can’t help but think of a glory hole. If you’re not familiar with the concept of a glory hole, it’s pretty much just a hole in the wall where on one end you…


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Baru Urbano

[post_intro] [/post_intro] Sometimes, I just wanna get my spic on. That’s the thought process that goes on right before I come here. I’m all like “Orlando, sometimes I just wanna get my motherfucking spic on,” and then people look at me funny because I say…


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Transit Lounge

[post_intro] [/post_intro] I live nearby, and recently I went to Transit Lounge alone with the sole intention of specifically meeting a girl I will never want to see again after that night. Transit is pretty good for that, because it’s populated by all types. Let…


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P.F. Chang’s China Bistro

[post_intro] [/post_intro] I generally don’t look forward to eating at chain restaurants because the food is as depressing as a fetus smoking a cigarette, but I’ve heard some good things about the Mongolian beef in specific. Chinese food — the westernized version sans fish heads…


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Burger & Beer Joint

[post_intro] [/post_intro] Never make a bet with a chick that has keen gaydar. I lost $20 because I was sure our waiter was just friendly and probably grew up with 5 sisters. It turns out that when a male waiter responds to your query about…


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[post_intro] [/post_intro] “Pieducks” has to be the stupidest name since “Racist McRapist’s House of Murder and Pizza” for a pizzeria. If the owner’s name was Tom Pieducks or some shit I’ll understand, otherwise, what the hell? I’ve never set foot in this place so I…


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Gordon Biersch

[post_intro] [/post_intro] Here are three things I learned about Gordon Biersch: 1) Their beers are delicious. I was told their secret ingredients included very rare Bavarian hops from the hills of Germany, and a virgin’s innocence. [citation needed] 2) Their fish tacos are misleading. I…


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