Amish people are one of the most mysterious human beings on the planet. Little is known about the history, practices, and culture of the Amish. I set out to investigate who the Amish are, and why their time machine malfunctioned. Discovering this story was more…
Miami is a broke, corrupt city. In 2004 it was rated one of the poorest cities in the United States. The most recent report I could find was a UBS study claiming Miami was the richest city in America, out of a whopping data set…
Men, for better or for worse, have pretty much been running the world since the dawn of civilization. That isn’t some kind of chauvinistic viewpoint from a guy who laughs at the absurdity of feminists trying to coin the word “womyn,” it’s simply a fact.…
Miami has a notorious reputation for road rage. That anecdote is according to various magazines, which I probably shouldn’t play up since the average magazine’s idea of journalistic integrity is blurring out Britney Spear’s vagina on her most recent “look at me, I’m stepping out…
The story of God is an important one to tell. Many of you just vaguely know of Him, hearing His name in acceptance speeches everywhere, but few are those who know the man for who He is and why He is special enough to have…
Human beings are strange creatures. I’m sure at least 2/3 of you have heard of the homo sapiens species, the Latin name for the human species we belong to. The other 1/3 confuse it with homo saypenis. What exactly is a homo saypenis? I can’t…
Well all know what a stereotype is. It is, by definition, a widely held but fixed and oversimplified image or idea of a particular type of person or thing. Few, if any, know the root of the word. I believe it’s: [18th century] Greek (ˈstɛrɪəˌtaɪp’)…
Miami is notorious for haters. Hating, like sculpting and ribbed-condom designing, is an unappreciated art form. People who hate, collectively called “haters”, must carry around the stigma of negativity. Aside from the excruciatingly heavy stone of negativity they’re forced to haul around, they need to…
Passion Nightclub“Fuck you then.” That’s what I said to…
A Lesson in Miami DrivingMiami has a notorious reputation for road rage.…
Pictures of Celebrities I Drew By Taping a Marker Onto My ErectionEver since I was a young lad, I…Copyright © 2011-2014 Boy Writes Miami. All rights reserved
