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Women I Would Sleep with if I Had a Noble Title 2 Comments Read more »

Women I Would Sleep with if I Had a Noble Title

With the non-stop talk of the balding Prince William’s marriage to that hot piece of ass (unexpectedly, because she’s British) Kate Middleton, I figured I’d talk royalty today. It’s 2011, we have satellites in outer space that tell us where the nearest place to eat…

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A Lesson in Women 5 Comments Read more »

A Lesson in Women

In the words of every black comedian ever, “bitches be crazy.” They have more issues than Time Magazine. More baggage than a train station in China. More hang-ups than a telemarketer. More emotional problems than… a person with a lot of emotional problems. It’s commonly…

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Women I Would Sleep with if I Had a Time Machine 2 Comments Read more »

Women I Would Sleep with if I Had a Time Machine

There are a few things we could all agree with that most guys would do if given a time machine. The first is to go back and kill Hitler. The second is looking up lottery numbers and ensuring you win a few times, or alternatively…

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