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The Weirdest/Stupidest Sites on the Internet Leave a comment Read more »

The Weirdest/Stupidest Sites on the Internet

The Internet is weird. For some of you, the terms “Goatse”, “Tub Girl”, and “Lemon Party” mean nothing. For others, I’ve hit a few triggers and you’re currently in the fetal position asking the world to make it stop, to make the pain go away.…

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Motherfucking Leap Years Leave a comment Read more »

Motherfucking Leap Years

I was born on a leap day. I realize that by telling you this I’ve opened myself up to you paying my phone bill or logging into my Facebook from a computer I’ve never used in another state, but I think I can live with…

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Getting Away with Libel Leave a comment Read more »

Getting Away with Libel

It’s way easier than you think.

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Mormon Porn Loophole 2 Comments Read more »

Mormon Porn Loophole

Mormons aren’t allowed to view pornography. This sort of prohibition fosters behavior that leads to things like writing a novel about a 100-year-old vampire falling in love with a 17-year-old girl which also has a wolf-man falling in love with the 17-year-old’s newborn baby. Crazy…

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What is a Spinning Class? 1 Comment Read more »

What is a Spinning Class?

Now I get it.

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An Important Post-Election Message from Boy Writes Miami Leave a comment Read more »

An Important Post-Election Message from Boy Writes Miami

YOU GUYS VOTE LIKE FUCKING RETARDS.

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