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Pictures of Celebrities I Drew By Taping a Marker Onto My Erection 25 Comments Read more »

Pictures of Celebrities I Drew By Taping a Marker Onto My Erection

Ever since I was a young lad, I always wanted to be an artist. Unfortunately, I draw like Michael J. Fox on a rollercoaster. My fate was sealed; I would never be an artist, and I came to terms with that.

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Photos of Celebrities Without Eyebrows 3 Comments Read more »

Photos of Celebrities Without Eyebrows

I got a little bored so I fired up a perfectly legal copy of Adobe Photoshop® and got to work. I call it Partial Voldemorting. Christina Ricci Jon Hamm Olivia Wilde Megan Fox Jennifer Connelly Chris Hemsworth Anna Paquin I took the liberty of expanding…

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Having Fun with Pizza

I’ve already discussed Pieducks and its orally orgasmic properties. This post isn’t so much about how their pizza tastes as awesome as any John Candy movie not counting Wagons East (which is why he died, I’m sure), it’s about their artistic prowess. When I order…

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Mormon Porn Loophole 2 Comments Read more »

Mormon Porn Loophole

Mormons aren’t allowed to view pornography. This sort of prohibition fosters behavior that leads to things like writing a novel about a 100-year-old vampire falling in love with a 17-year-old girl which also has a wolf-man falling in love with the 17-year-old’s newborn baby. Crazy…

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Bougainvillea's Old Florida Tavern 2 Comments Read more »

Bougainvillea’s Old Florida Tavern

I wrote this review a few months ago. It’s so damn irrelevant. [post_intro] [/post_intro] As I write this review I’m sitting in a plane, and because of the awful stench coming from the gentleman sitting beside me I hope it gets hijacked so I can…

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