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Lime Fresh Mexican Grill

[post_intro] [/post_intro] If someone had asked me “hey, Orlando, wanna know what’s a really good place to eat in Midtown? Lime Fresh Mexican Grill!” I would’ve said, “hey, person in this hypothetical scenario, wanna know what I’d rather be than to eat Mexican food? A…


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[post_intro] [/post_intro] First thing’s first: How do you pronounce “Novecento”? Following logic, it’s an Italian word so it should be pronounced as “no-ve-CHEN-to.” If you’re retarded, it’s pronounced “no-ve-SEN-to.” “Hey Chad, what’s up bro it’s Todd. Order me the ‘bru-SHEH-da’ with the ‘PEEK-zza’ over at…


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Barnes & Noble Booksellers

[post_intro] [/post_intro] This story begins three years ago. It was an ordinary day and I needed to use an ATM. I stopped by the Publix and used one of the outdoor ATMs. On my way back to my car, I noticed something glistening in the…


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Democratic Republic of Beer

[post_intro] [/post_intro] First off, I forgive the Democratic Republic of Beer. I truly, honest to Zeus forgive them. For what, you ask? For taking the name I’ve always wanted to give to the African country I forcefully take over in 2038. I figure “People’s Democratic…


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Town Kitchen and Bar

[post_intro] [/post_intro] The only reason I set foot in this place was because my iPhone is slow as shit. Let me explain. I had a second date and forgot all about it which tends to happen when the date is planned via a text message…


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Brickell Irish Pub

[post_intro] [/post_intro] The occasion was my birthday. Well, initially I dined at Spris along with my closest friends sans one of my absolute most favorite people in the world who unfortunately couldn’t make it. However, this narrative isn’t about Spris, it’s about our second location:…


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Titanic Brewery and Restaurant

[post_intro] [/post_intro] This place is hot. Radioactive like Pripyat. I’ll give you a second to Google that reference. Got it? I know, I’m hilarious! Microbreweries are always awesome. Any place that takes it upon themselves to make beer because they firmly believe that the other…


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