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Chuck E. Cheese’s 3 Comments Read more »

Chuck E. Cheese’s

[post_intro] [/post_intro] Have you ever wondered if your child inherited the awful gambling addiction gene your uncle Rob unfortunately possesses thanks to some Mesopotamian dickhead ancestor that settled every argument with a game of dice? If that’s the sort of thing that keeps you up…

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Lime Fresh Mexican Grill

[post_intro] [/post_intro] If someone had asked me “hey, Orlando, wanna know what’s a really good place to eat in Midtown? Lime Fresh Mexican Grill!” I would’ve said, “hey, person in this hypothetical scenario, wanna know what I’d rather be than to eat Mexican food? A…

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Novecento

[post_intro] [/post_intro] First thing’s first: How do you pronounce “Novecento”? Following logic, it’s an Italian word so it should be pronounced as “no-ve-CHEN-to.” If you’re retarded, it’s pronounced “no-ve-SEN-to.” “Hey Chad, what’s up bro it’s Todd. Order me the ‘bru-SHEH-da’ with the ‘PEEK-zza’ over at…

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Town Kitchen and Bar

[post_intro] [/post_intro] The only reason I set foot in this place was because my iPhone is slow as shit. Let me explain. I had a second date and forgot all about it which tends to happen when the date is planned via a text message…

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Titanic Brewery and Restaurant

[post_intro] [/post_intro] This place is hot. Radioactive like Pripyat. I’ll give you a second to Google that reference. Got it? I know, I’m hilarious! Microbreweries are always awesome. Any place that takes it upon themselves to make beer because they firmly believe that the other…

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