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A Trek Through the Amazon: The Lost Reviews, Volume 2 Leave a comment Read more »

A Trek Through the Amazon: The Lost Reviews, Volume 2

Before I started writing on Yelp and subsequently here, I used to write 5-star reviews on Amazon. For the vast majority of them, they were either declined upon submission or removed soon after. A few, the more tame ones, were lucky enough to remain. This…

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A Trek Through the Amazon: The Lost Reviews, Volume 1 Leave a comment Read more »

A Trek Through the Amazon: The Lost Reviews, Volume 1

Before I started writing on Yelp and subsequently here, I used to write 5-star reviews on Amazon. For the vast majority of them, they were either declined upon submission or removed soon after. A few, the more tame ones, were lucky enough to remain. This…

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Music Which Unfortunately Exists 10 Comments Read more »

Music Which Unfortunately Exists

Once a person reaches a certain age, they start complaining more about the crap the upcoming generation is listening to. In my case, I do a lot of complaining about what my current generation listens to. Because my generation listens to horse shit. Lil’ Wayne,…

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A Lesson in Miami Public Transportation

Miami has always been lacking in the public transportation department. Not even the Underground Railroad had connections down here, it’s bullshit. You would think that one of the largest and most populous metropolitan areas in the United States would have decent transportation, right? WRONG. Miami’s…

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A Lesson in Robot Uprisings

Let me quickly say that I have long ago come to terms with the fact that robots will turn against us and make us their bitches. It’s a common opinion in the scientific community based on our breakthroughs and speedy advances in physics, computer sciences,…

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Terrible Movie Review: The Room 4 Comments Read more »

Terrible Movie Review: The Room

[post_intro] [/post_intro] This brand new segment can be interpreted as “reviews of movies that are terrible” or “a terrible review of a movie.” I’ll leave that one up to you. I decided to kick it off by reviewing what has got to be the worst…

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A Lesson in Screenplays

That’s right, I wrote a screenplay. At first, I didn’t really want to tell many people because more than likely (this still holds true) I will be a failure at it and anything I write won’t get past the “it’s good, I hope it gets…

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A Lesson in Grocery Shopping

Grocery shopping can be mundane, or it can be an experience you grab by the horns and do whatever it is the white American people who came up with that phrase expected you to do with the bull you just grabbed by the horns. I…

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A Lesson in the Moon

About 49 years ago, a ginger president with no soul by the name of John Fitzgerald Kennedy decided Russians were bullshit and needed to be beat in getting to the Moon. Most people thought this was insane and beyond the realm of possibility so they…

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A Lesson in Hollywood

Hollywood is stupid. Yes, stupid. Yet at the same time, genius. Movies nowadays are simply lame remakes or themes and plots that have been played to death, so it’s genius that they happen to pull it off. Writers and directors aren’t even trying anymore. Anyone…

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