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A Trek Through the Amazon: The Lost Reviews, Volume 7 Leave a comment Read more »

A Trek Through the Amazon: The Lost Reviews, Volume 7

Before I started writing on Yelp and subsequently here, I used to write 5-star reviews on Amazon. For the vast majority of them, they were either declined upon submission or removed soon after. A few, the more tame ones, were lucky enough to remain. This…

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I Should Have a Urine Fetish, But I Don't 1 Comment Read more »

I Should Have a Urine Fetish, But I Don’t

As a kid, I used to love peeing on everything except a toilet almost as much as R. Kelly. I don’t know why. To this day I haven’t been able to uncover the reason for my fascination with glazing everything with my bladder butter. Since…

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A Trek Through the Amazon: The Lost Reviews, Volume 6 Leave a comment Read more »

A Trek Through the Amazon: The Lost Reviews, Volume 6

Before I started writing on Yelp and subsequently here, I used to write 5-star reviews on Amazon. For the vast majority of them, they were either declined upon submission or removed soon after. A few, the more tame ones, were lucky enough to remain. This…

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A Lesson in Women

In the words of every black comedian ever, “bitches be crazy.” They have more issues than Time Magazine. More baggage than a train station in China. More hang-ups than a telemarketer. More emotional problems than… a person with a lot of emotional problems. It’s commonly…

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A Trek Through the Amazon: The Lost Reviews, Volume 5 Leave a comment Read more »

A Trek Through the Amazon: The Lost Reviews, Volume 5

Before I started writing on Yelp and subsequently here, I used to write 5-star reviews on Amazon. For the vast majority of them, they were either declined upon submission or removed soon after. A few, the more tame ones, were lucky enough to remain. This…

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A Trek Through the Amazon: The Lost Reviews, Volume 4

Before I started writing on Yelp and subsequently here, I used to write 5-star reviews on Amazon. For the vast majority of them, they were either declined upon submission or removed soon after. A few, the more tame ones, were lucky enough to remain. This…

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A Trek Through the Amazon: The Lost Reviews, Volume 3 Leave a comment Read more »

A Trek Through the Amazon: The Lost Reviews, Volume 3

Before I started writing on Yelp and subsequently here, I used to write 5-star reviews on Amazon. For the vast majority of them, they were either declined upon submission or removed soon after. A few, the more tame ones, were lucky enough to remain. This…

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A Trek Through the Amazon: The Lost Reviews, Volume 2 Leave a comment Read more »

A Trek Through the Amazon: The Lost Reviews, Volume 2

Before I started writing on Yelp and subsequently here, I used to write 5-star reviews on Amazon. For the vast majority of them, they were either declined upon submission or removed soon after. A few, the more tame ones, were lucky enough to remain. This…

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A Trek Through the Amazon: The Lost Reviews, Volume 1 Leave a comment Read more »

A Trek Through the Amazon: The Lost Reviews, Volume 1

Before I started writing on Yelp and subsequently here, I used to write 5-star reviews on Amazon. For the vast majority of them, they were either declined upon submission or removed soon after. A few, the more tame ones, were lucky enough to remain. This…

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Music Which Unfortunately Exists 10 Comments Read more »

Music Which Unfortunately Exists

Once a person reaches a certain age, they start complaining more about the crap the upcoming generation is listening to. In my case, I do a lot of complaining about what my current generation listens to. Because my generation listens to horse shit. Lil’ Wayne,…

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