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Mondrian South Beach

[post_intro] [/post_intro] South Beach hotels, along with brothels and used car dealerships, are places where you know with unequivocal certainty that there are some people being fucked at any given moment in time. …there are some people being fucked at any given moment in time.…

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Delano

[post_intro] [/post_intro] Miami Beach is well-known for its “boots ‘n cats ‘n” clubs. By the way, if you don’t know what I mean by that, say “boots ‘n cats ‘n” repeatedly. Congratulations, you just beatboxed what a club on South Beach sounds like. Boots ‘n…

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The Clevelander

[post_intro] [/post_intro] There are more tourists hanging out at the Clevelander bar than in Miami International Airport. Aside from their consulate services like issuing passports and travel visas, The Clevelander also happens to be a hotel. The waitresses or whatever were hot as hell… Obviously,…

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W Hotel South Beach

[post_intro] [/post_intro] Calling a place “W” means you don’t give a fuck about Google. That’s gotta be the most un-Googleable™ name on the planet. I’ve never stayed here, but I had a room key. Allow me to explain. Last year my sister and her then-fiancé…

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