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“I Wanna Marry Harry” is so terrible, people don’t even make fun of it.

When looking for quality television, scoping out the reality genre is like asking 2 Chainz to double check the grammar in your research paper. You should already know that reality TV is stupid as fuck just by the name. Why? Well, pick one of two…

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A Lesson in Making Good Friends

I wanted to start this off like one of those Reader’s Digest columns where an email to an editor is written out, followed by a thoughtful response, but these days I don’t get those kinds of emails. The only emails I get are the ones…

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The Weirdest/Stupidest Sites on the Internet Leave a comment Read more »

The Weirdest/Stupidest Sites on the Internet

The Internet is weird. For some of you, the terms “Goatse”, “Tub Girl”, and “Lemon Party” mean nothing. For others, I’ve hit a few triggers and you’re currently in the fetal position asking the world to make it stop, to make the pain go away.…

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Short Story: The Last Words Leave a comment Read more »

Short Story: The Last Words

As Sam stood over his late father’s home-office desk, his father’s last words echoed through his mind. “My laptop… protected folder… ‘To Sam’… password… ‘145t14uGH’.” While Sam booted up his father’s computer, he recalled all the good times he and his father had. All the…

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Short Story: Birds and Bees 2 Comments Read more »

Short Story: Birds and Bees

“Mommy,” Quentin said, “Where do babies come from?” “Shit,” Kate said, muttering to herself. She looked around her immediate area for her husband. “We should ask daddy!” “OK!” Quentin held his mother’s hand and dragged her along, from room to room, looking for his father.…

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Election Tweets: The Funny, Dramatic, and Others Leave a comment Read more »

Election Tweets: The Funny, Dramatic, and Others

As everyone knows, Obama half-stepped into this piece once more last night by becoming the first black president to be re-elected in the US. That’s kind of a bullshitty statistic, like how baseball keeps track of shit like, “the only player to hit a home…

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Pictures of Celebrities I Drew By Taping a Marker Onto My Erection 25 Comments Read more »

Pictures of Celebrities I Drew By Taping a Marker Onto My Erection

Ever since I was a young lad, I always wanted to be an artist. Unfortunately, I draw like Michael J. Fox on a rollercoaster. My fate was sealed; I would never be an artist, and I came to terms with that.

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