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Panera Bread

There are four guarantees in life: Death, taxes, Jeremy Piven having a hair transplant, and Panera Bread being so amazing it’ll make you ignore the lie that is Jeremy Piven’s increasing hairline. For fuck’s sake he played a character playing George Costanza on Seinfeld! What,…


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Little Caesar’s Pizza

[post_intro] [/post_intro] This is the Honda Civic of pizzas; cheap and everywhere. It’s also the third worst pizza in the world behind Pizza Hut. You wonder, “then who takes the prize of worst in the world?” That title goes to Rey’s Pizza. Not the ones…