[post_intro] [/post_intro] What’s the most noticeable thing about Houston’s? The sheer amount of cougars you’ll find. Seriously. Last time I saw this many cougars in one place I was watching a special on Animal Planet. I dig the older chicks, they’re fantastic and buy their…
Men, for better or for worse, have pretty much been running the world since the dawn of civilization. That isn’t some kind of chauvinistic viewpoint from a guy who laughs at the absurdity of feminists trying to coin the word “womyn,” it’s simply a fact.…
[post_intro] [/post_intro] I was celebrating a [redacted; it's none of your business and I also wouldn't want my mom to know, she may read this] with a couple of associates and we decided we have too much money and poor people shouldn’t be the ones…
Miami has a notorious reputation for road rage. That anecdote is according to various magazines, which I probably shouldn’t play up since the average magazine’s idea of journalistic integrity is blurring out Britney Spear’s vagina on her most recent “look at me, I’m stepping out…
[post_intro] [/post_intro] I often forget to buy groceries so I end up improvising on what to make for dinner. I remember this one time I made macaroni and cheese, except the only thing close to macaroni I had was angel hair pasta. And the only…
The story of God is an important one to tell. Many of you just vaguely know of Him, hearing His name in acceptance speeches everywhere, but few are those who know the man for who He is and why He is special enough to have…
[post_intro] [/post_intro] I remember the first time I set foot in the Yard House since it was scarier than watching my grandmother eat a banana. I’ve seen Japanese subways with less people inside them. I’ve also seen women in Japanese pornography with less people and…
[post_intro] [/post_intro] Found this place after banging some tranny hooker in my rape van parked on Lenox and 18th. (S)he was all, “ay papi, let’s go get some burgers.” I was like, “bitch, please, you already had some meat in your mouth! OH!” That’s how…
Human beings are strange creatures. I’m sure at least 2/3 of you have heard of the homo sapiens species, the Latin name for the human species we belong to. The other 1/3 confuse it with homo saypenis. What exactly is a homo saypenis? I can’t…
[post_intro] [/post_intro] Every time I eat at Spris, I grow a brand new pube. This is my favorite pizza. That’s no exaggeration, my friends, it’s my favorite pizza in the world. I don’t know if the oil they use contains traces of heroin and Sofia…
Passion Nightclub“Fuck you then.” That’s what I said to…
A Lesson in Miami DrivingMiami has a notorious reputation for road rage.…
Pictures of Celebrities I Drew By Taping a Marker Onto My ErectionEver since I was a young lad, I…Copyright © 2011 Boy Writes Miami. All rights reserved
