SuViche
Considering I’ve never actually been here, this is an extremely unfair review. Luckily, I don’t give a shit, because it was their choice to open a restaurant where they hellishly mix together sushi and ceviche. …Skittles and diarrhea, sorority girls and menopause, or sushi and…
Miss Yip Chinese Cafe
[post_intro] [/post_intro] Asians are supposed to be the pinnacle of efficiency and honor. Boy are they going to be fucking pissed off when they find out about this place. Some manager is about to just disappear. I’ve heard people jizz themselves when talking about the…
Made-up Biographies: Penelope Cruz
Penelope Cruz was born Pepe Cruz, a healthy baby boy, in La Habana, Cuba on April 28, 1974. At a young age, he identified with women more than men and the neighborhood boys gave him the nickname “Penelope.” Luckily for Pepe, this teasing wouldn’t last…
Gator Park Airboat Tours
[post_intro] [/post_intro] I’m willing to bet that 90% of Miami residents have never been to the Everglades and taken an airboat ride. That’s a statistic I pulled out of my ass, and it tickled my prostate on its way out so needless to say it…
