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Getting Away with Libel Leave a comment Read more »

Getting Away with Libel

It’s way easier than you think.

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Mormon Porn Loophole Leave a comment Read more »

Mormon Porn Loophole

Mormons aren’t allowed to view pornography. This sort of prohibition fosters behavior that leads to things like writing a novel about a 100-year-old vampire falling in love with a 17-year-old girl which also has a wolf-man falling in love with the 17-year-old’s newborn baby. Crazy…

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A Lesson in Miami Public Transportation 4 Comments Read more »

A Lesson in Miami Public Transportation

Miami has always been lacking in the public transportation department. Not even the Underground Railroad had connections down here, it’s bullshit. You would think that one of the largest and most populous metropolitan areas in the United States would have decent transportation, right? WRONG. Miami’s…

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A Lesson in Robot Uprisings

Let me quickly say that I have long ago come to terms with the fact that robots will turn against us and make us their bitches. It’s a common opinion in the scientific community based on our breakthroughs and speedy advances in physics, computer sciences,…

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Happy Thanksgiving, Now Do Something

Time for me to get serious for a moment. I won’t last long, I promise. Thanksgiving is about being thankful for what you’ve got, but oftentimes we forget about those that don’t have everything we have (hint, the majority of Earthlings) and they remain unaided.…

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A Lesson in Screenplays

That’s right, I wrote a screenplay. At first, I didn’t really want to tell many people because more than likely (this still holds true) I will be a failure at it and anything I write won’t get past the “it’s good, I hope it gets…

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A Lesson in Grocery Shopping 3 Comments Read more »

A Lesson in Grocery Shopping

Grocery shopping can be mundane, or it can be an experience you grab by the horns and do whatever it is the white American people who came up with that phrase expected you to do with the bull you just grabbed by the horns. I…

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What is a Spinning Class?

Now I get it.

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A Lesson in the Moon

About 49 years ago, a ginger president with no soul by the name of John Fitzgerald Kennedy decided Russians were bullshit and needed to be beat in getting to the Moon. Most people thought this was insane and beyond the realm of possibility so they…

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A Lesson in Hollywood

Hollywood is stupid. Yes, stupid. Yet at the same time, genius. Movies nowadays are simply lame remakes or themes and plots that have been played to death, so it’s genius that they happen to pull it off. Writers and directors aren’t even trying anymore. Anyone…

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