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Michael Bay Is One of the Greatest Filmmakers of All Time 7 Comments Read more »

Michael Bay Is One of the Greatest Filmmakers of All Time

No, that’s not one of my typical ridiculous titles designed to elicit a click, I really do think that. I wasn’t always subscribed to that belief, but after thinking about it recently I came to the conclusion that yes, he is in fact one of…

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Election Tweets: The Funny, Dramatic, and Others Leave a comment Read more »

Election Tweets: The Funny, Dramatic, and Others

As everyone knows, Obama half-stepped into this piece once more last night by becoming the first black president to be re-elected in the US. That’s kind of a bullshitty statistic, like how baseball keeps track of shit like, “the only player to hit a home…

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I'll be posting tomorrow. Honest. Leave a comment Read more »

I’ll be posting tomorrow. Honest.

I’ve been neglecting shit because I’ve been busy working on a project. I’ll be back posting stupid shit in no time. So while you all await patiently, I will provide you all with a photo of a kitten actually smiling. No, I didn’t take that…

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The Miami Heat Have Won the Championship, What Happens Next? 3 Comments Read more »

The Miami Heat Have Won the Championship, What Happens Next?

They’ve done it. After last year’s embarrassingly thorough spanking at the hands of the Dallas Mavericks, the Heat have won the NBA Championships. With that in mind, I’ve got a few predictions of what’s going to happen this off-season.

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Chris Brown is a Complete Fucking Scumbag and I Hope He Gets That New Untreatable Strain of Gonorrhea Going Around 86 Comments Read more »

Chris Brown is a Complete Fucking Scumbag and I Hope He Gets That New Untreatable Strain of Gonorrhea Going Around

I’ve never been a fan of Chris Brown. I feel like he’s beating me every time I hear his shitty music. Earlier this week the people in charge of giving wealthy musicians more things to gloat about decided Chris Brown absolutely needed a Grammy that…

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SOPA and PIPA Are Bullshit 2 Comments Read more »

SOPA and PIPA Are Bullshit

SOPA and PIPA are fucking bullshit. Talk to your senators and representative and get this crap scrapped.

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8 Steps to Creating an Internet Meme 2 Comments Read more »

8 Steps to Creating an Internet Meme

The Internet is responsible for a lot of hilarity. Some of that hilarity comes in the form of memes. Being a Redditor I’m well-versed in memeitude, however when interacting with people not privy to such bullshit (lucky them) I find myself explaining what a meme is and how they’re made.

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neMesis Yelp review 1 Comment Read more »

neMesis Yelp review

This review was posted on Yelp after the original review which I reposted on Yelp was removed. This one was removed a couple of days later. My original review was flagged for inappropriate content, probably by the same sort of people who find it sensible…

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Pictures of Celebrities I Drew By Taping a Marker Onto My Erection 25 Comments Read more »

Pictures of Celebrities I Drew By Taping a Marker Onto My Erection

Ever since I was a young lad, I always wanted to be an artist. Unfortunately, I draw like Michael J. Fox on a rollercoaster. My fate was sealed; I would never be an artist, and I came to terms with that.

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Photos of Celebrities Without Eyebrows 3 Comments Read more »

Photos of Celebrities Without Eyebrows

I got a little bored so I fired up a perfectly legal copy of Adobe Photoshop® and got to work. I call it Partial Voldemorting. Christina Ricci Jon Hamm Olivia Wilde Megan Fox Jennifer Connelly Chris Hemsworth Anna Paquin I took the liberty of expanding…

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