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A Lesson in Miami Public Transportation 4 Comments Read more »

A Lesson in Miami Public Transportation

Miami has always been lacking in the public transportation department. Not even the Underground Railroad had connections down here, it’s bullshit. You would think that one of the largest and most populous metropolitan areas in the United States would have decent transportation, right? WRONG. Miami’s…

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A Lesson in Robot Uprisings

Let me quickly say that I have long ago come to terms with the fact that robots will turn against us and make us their bitches. It’s a common opinion in the scientific community based on our breakthroughs and speedy advances in physics, computer sciences,…

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A Lesson in Screenplays

That’s right, I wrote a screenplay. At first, I didn’t really want to tell many people because more than likely (this still holds true) I will be a failure at it and anything I write won’t get past the “it’s good, I hope it gets…

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A Lesson in Grocery Shopping

Grocery shopping can be mundane, or it can be an experience you grab by the horns and do whatever it is the white American people who came up with that phrase expected you to do with the bull you just grabbed by the horns. I…

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A Lesson in the Moon

About 49 years ago, a ginger president with no soul by the name of John Fitzgerald Kennedy decided Russians were bullshit and needed to be beat in getting to the Moon. Most people thought this was insane and beyond the realm of possibility so they…

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A Lesson in Hollywood

Hollywood is stupid. Yes, stupid. Yet at the same time, genius. Movies nowadays are simply lame remakes or themes and plots that have been played to death, so it’s genius that they happen to pull it off. Writers and directors aren’t even trying anymore. Anyone…

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A Lesson in Female Halloween Costumes

Tailored for children but loved infinitely more by adults, Halloween is the American holiday where women have the ability to make dressing like a common whore completely acceptable. It’s pretty much the greatest holiday of all time. How does Halloween top the other holidays, you…

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A Lesson in Things to Do in Miami

Will Smith once said “welcome to Miami.” He also said “hell naw” in 84% of his movie and TV show roles. Miami is one of those big-ass world-renowned cities you hear mentioned in movies, music, and television shows. In most cases, the movie/TV show will…

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A Lesson in Action Films

What’s your favorite genre of movie? I don’t care. Mine is action. By action I include sci-fi in there as well, because if the sci-fi doesn’t have any action like that ultra lame Steven Spielturd flick A.I. then it’s not worth watching. Comedies are great…

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A Lesson in Science

Science. Also known as “whiteman magic” throughout many parts of the world, it is one of the foundations of our modern society, much like reality TV shows and the “private browsing” option on web browsers that hide the history of visitations to hardcore pornography sites…

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