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Yard House

[post_intro] [/post_intro] I remember the first time I set foot in the Yard House since it was scarier than watching my grandmother eat a banana. I’ve seen Japanese subways with less people inside them. I’ve also seen women in Japanese pornography with less people and…


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Chop House Miami

[post_intro] [/post_intro] Given the name, the Chop House is one of those places you wouldn’t expect to cost you the amount of money Bill Gates made in 1998 while flossing. It’s got that down-to-earth everyman’s name similar to Joe’s Stone Crab — yet another spot…


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[post_intro] [/post_intro] “Bardot” is a French word meaning the hybrid of a male horse and a female donkey. Is it relevant to what Bardot is all about? Yes. Bardot is full of dudes with long faces, and female asses; how they knew the name would…


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Democratic Republic of Beer

[post_intro] [/post_intro] First off, I forgive the Democratic Republic of Beer. I truly, honest to Zeus forgive them. For what, you ask? For taking the name I’ve always wanted to give to the African country I forcefully take over in 2038. I figure “People’s Democratic…


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Town Kitchen and Bar

[post_intro] [/post_intro] The only reason I set foot in this place was because my iPhone is slow as shit. Let me explain. I had a second date and forgot all about it which tends to happen when the date is planned via a text message…


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Brickell Irish Pub

[post_intro] [/post_intro] The occasion was my birthday. Well, initially I dined at Spris along with my closest friends sans one of my absolute most favorite people in the world who unfortunately couldn’t make it. However, this narrative isn’t about Spris, it’s about our second location:…


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Titanic Brewery and Restaurant

[post_intro] [/post_intro] This place is hot. Radioactive like Pripyat. I’ll give you a second to Google that reference. Got it? I know, I’m hilarious! Microbreweries are always awesome. Any place that takes it upon themselves to make beer because they firmly believe that the other…


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