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Have you ever watched someone in action and thought to yourself, “Wow, that person is such a f***ing idiot”? All the time, right? But it’s possible others are thinking the same of you. Quick: Who is the current Speaker of the House? Are you a bit more dramatic than your average teenage vampire novel? Does your checking account have more money than your savings account? Do you even have a savings account?!
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- … and much, much more!
You might be wondering what makes me qualified to help. Have you ever heard the phrase, “It takes one to know one”? Not only did I used to be a f***ing idiot, I figured out how to stop being one. Go on. Read this book.