Without further ado, I present to you pictures I drew with my erect penis and a marker taped onto it. The originals are on the left, the sketches using my erect penis are on the right.
Sofia Vergara
Adriana Lima
Evangeline Lilly
Sarah Jessica Parker
Not even an ATTEMPT at making it not look like the photoshop filter you used. :/
That’s, uh, not the punchline. I suck at Photoshop® and I can’t really draw with my dick.
look at the horse you idiot.
get it sjp is not attractive at all? ergo no erection because he had to have thought she was hot first.
Stay Classy, Orlando!!! ROTFLOL!!!!
brilliant.. but my god whomever posted that first moronic comment is a dumb shit
oooor not. I expected to giggle at scribbles and stick figures, leading one to believe that you had, in fact, drawn pictures with your dick. You, sir, are a dick. I could do that with Microsoft Photo Editor, let alone Photoshop. Thanks for trolling. Hope you’re lolling. Because you’re an idiot.
so you actually wanted dicksquiggles?
Well played sir. Well played indeed.
Because I was waiting for the page to finish loading, i thought it was latency from reddit. and then I heard it, the hallucinated snare drum / cymbal crash and I chuckled. Oh yes, you better believe it I chuckled.
thank you.
ps. douchebag poster “duh”, and yes, there is a Photoshop filter called “Drawing with my Dick”
George, you’re a moron, too.
I totally agree with duh…you EVEN forgot to put a picture next to the last one. Good job Orlandork!
…kidding…
Appropriate use of sarcasm w a footnote for the slower. Good Job Sir or Ma’am.
Mah, this fails at even attempting to be funny.
Maybe get a sense of humor, Roast
Oh god there are some thick people out there, crapping on about photoshop and not getting it at all. we truly are NOT all born equal.
The funny thing here is that he has to be the most gay looking guy in the whole world yet he tried to impress saying he has an erection. Not only is a wanna-be-writer, now we can add he thinks we are stupid and didn’t notice his weird looks.